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Well kinda. Mah name is Eugenie Titley and ever since my husband (that fat old bastard) has passed away a year ago, I've plum gone wild. I am sixty-nine years old, and with my constant savings from Social Security benefits and the dough my old fat former hubby left behind, I've got the hottest tattoos, piercings, titties, and liposuction you can imagine. Me and Angelyne? I want to kill that bitch.
I AM THE ORIGINAL HOT AND THROBBING BROAD around here...so come on, give me some sugar.
If you've got a prepubescent teenage boy around, you better lock him. Because even ten year olds can't resist my supremely sexual specials!
I can give them the happiest meal they ever will be fed in their short pathetic lives!
MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, I am a "nonconformist" and worship the arts and sciences of S&M. I am in charge. If you dare to ever show me yourself without asking me first, I will order you to be eaten alive by the crocodiles!
Yes I have a very boring name. I hate the name Tits and like to be called Genie. Open the bottle and pour me out...
Yawn, I have to take my Oxycotin and viagra...later you lurkers.